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I'm Jessica. I'm witty, sexy, and generally just an awesome person. I treat my tumblr like my diary and post whatever the fuck I feel like posting. I like rad people who strike up conversation. (:

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

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catbountry: Grand Theft Auto: Hawaii
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am i in love or am i horny

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renkos:

sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor 

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Just a pool, disguised as a pond, with a trampoline instead of a diving board. I wrote a paper about these kinds of pools several years ago for a class when they were just prototypes. These pools have a natural filtration system that run based on the plants that are in the pool that give the water nutrients that allow it to not only be crystal clear, but you are also able to drink the water because it becomes so clean. And the best part is that once the initial filtration system is installed and calibrated, it maintains itself and eliminates the need for chlorine or constant maintenance like salt water pools. 
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how to be a “real woman”: a guide

ofgeography:

1. do you identify as a woman

2. congratulations you’re a real woman

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